Inca the cat.

Here 's a day in the life of - Inca,. Well, I have a huge bed, unfortunatly a couple of farting humans(Steve & Victoria) keep sleeping there. Before breakfast i do a tour of the house, this morning when i looked through the bathroom window, there was a cat who was just like me! Of course i howled at it. Today i found a sausage, the humans had a BBQ yesterday, thhhhhhhhey always leave treats out on the floor,table,shelves,plates,etc. Victoria behaved a little wierd seeing me unbury the sausage in the litter tray, then continue to eat it. I supose my turds do look very similar! No 1 pleasure -rubbing the furniture,walls,doorways,human legs,plants, and my favourite the very ,very spiky cactus.(I also enjoy chewing them,again Victoria goes strange).No 2 pleasure, or is it No 1? Sleeping, I try and get a bout 16 hours a day , but i think i need more. The humans seem to waste money on little beds for me, hey , the big bed,envelopes,magazines,supermarket receipts, i love them all. As you can see my typing skills are far superior to Steve's, unfortunatly this keyboard is made humans. Well, i must go ,pleasure No 3 calls, Washing myself! INCA